Jesus, forgive the little children for they have sinned

...At breakfast Paige was squawking about something.
Macy: Paigey, you gonna have to talk to God about that. (When Macy acts up, we tell her that she'll have to ask God to forgive her later when she prays...)

...Macy always wants to read a story out of her bible before nap and then at bedtime. We happened to be at the story of the crucifixion.
Macy: I'm boring (bored) of Jesus dying on the cross.

On the next page, Jesus is on the cross, shirtless.
Macy: His privacy is showing.

Oh, for crying out loud child!