So, take it for what it is.
I'd be...
~If I were a direction, I’d be South. (I'm a Southern girl)
~If I were furniture, I’d be a bed. (sleep)
~If I were a liquid, I’d be Dr. Pepper. (a very cold one)
~If I were a sin, I’d be jealousy. (I admit it)
~If I were a gem/stone, I’d be a diamond. (my favorite!)
~If I were a metal, I’d be gold. (I'm a gold girl)
~If I were a tree, I’d be a magnolia. (I've always wanted a magnolia tree)
~If I were a fruit, I’d be an apple. (not my favorite fruit but I see myself as an apple ~bright and shiny on the outside, either mushy, tart, sweet or bruised on the inside)
~If I were a flower, I’d be a zinnia. (bright, bold flower~love to cut them and put them in vases)
~If I were weather, I’d be a cool breeze. (not enough to mess up the hair though!)
~If I were a music instrument, I’d be a drum. (I've never played an instrument)
~If I were a color, I’d be red. (love red!)
~If I were an animal, I’d be a dog. (I'd love to sleep all day and have someone scratch my head)
~If I were a sound, I'd be laughter. (laughing at my kids)
~If I were a song, I’d be Jesus Take The Wheel. (I have to say this so often!)
~If I were a music type, I'd be country. (Kenny Chesney, Keith Urban...but I really listen to everything)
~If I were a perfume/cologne, I’d be Ralph Lauren Romance. (my favorite perfume but I was an Eternity girl for years)
~If I were a feeling, I’d be hopeful. (I'm so hopeful that Gregg and I will "right the wrongs" of his dad and my mom with our own children)
~If I were a book, I'd be The Bible. (because I need to open it more often)
~If I were food, I’d be pizza. (yum)
~If I were a city, I’d be San Antonio. (would love to live there again ~ Macy and I were born there, Gregg and I honeymooned there and bought our 1st home, friendly town with lots of good food and places to go)
~If I were a taste, I’d be chocolate. (milk chocolate although my personality can be bittersweet!)
~If I were a scent, I’d be a baby. (my babies)
~If I were a word, I'd be friend. (you can never have too many)
~If I were a verb, I’d be thankful. (we are blessed)
~If I were an adjective, I'd be sassy. (it is what it is)
~If I were an object, I’d be a wedding ring. (I always check out people's rings)
~If I were a piece of clothing, I’d be flip flops. (they always fit!)
~If I were a body part, I’d be eyes. (I love the eyes of my children and hubby)
~If I were an facial expression, I’d be a smirk. (I'm usually plotting something)
~If I were a movie, I’d be Steel Magnolias. (what's not to love about Shelby and the gang?)
~If I were a geometrical figure, I’d be a circle. (don't know why)
~If I were one of the 4 seasons, I’d be summer. (just not 100% humidity)
~If I were a sentence, I’d be a run on. (not only do I write in run-ons, I talk that way too!)
And for fun...
~If I were a pop star, I'd be Gwen Stefani. (she's just cool)
~If I were an actress, I'd be Ashley Judd. (she is beautiful and a terrific actress)
~If I were a talk show host, I'd be Nancy Grace. (she's a hoot)
~If I were a supermodel, I'd be Heidi Klum. (she seems normal)
~If I were a country singer, I'd be Martina McBride. (that chick can sing and she's gorgeous)
~If I were a store, I'd be Target! (you know it!)




